seriously what goes on in my head when I sleep?

I had a strange dream last night - for some reason, I got a tattoo and didn't tell anyone. I showed up and had an 8 ball tattoo (what?!) and people were disgusted. 

Then, I turned around and tried to look at it (bc it was on my back) and it was a weird tribal swirl with a smiley face in the middle. SO so so strange. No, I am not planning on getting one!